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School Councillors Favourite Jokes

Here are some of the School Councillors favourite jokes.

 

Why Did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

 

Where do elephants put their clothes when they go on holiday?

In their trunks!

 

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

 

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

There's no need to cry it's only a joke!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor who?

You just said it!

 

What do you call a zebra with no stripes?

A horse.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cow.

Cow who?

Cows go moo not who!!

 

Why is Cinderella always rubbish at football?

Because she always runs away from the ball.

 

What is black and white and read all over?

A sun burnt penguin. 

 

Oh look there is a sheep. That's some baaaaad news.

 

Why did the boy eat a snail?

Because he didn't like fast food.

 

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.

 

What did the bird have when he wasn't feeling well?

Tweetment.

 

Who flies in the air in his underwear?

Peter Pants!

 

What did the snowman say to the other snowman?

Can you smell carrots?

 

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

Woolly jumpers!

 

Why are pirates call pirates?

They just arrrrrr!

 

What do you call a partially sighted dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesaurus.

 

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

 

What do penguins have for their tea?

Ice burgers!

 

What do you a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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